Posted by: mamadhia | February 17, 2007

Nje shkrim anglisht:))

 

New Euro Directive 

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. French was considered but was discarded since it is now widely considered to be a declining language used only by a limited number of ‘die hard’ ethnic minorities.    

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan to what would become known as “Euro-English”. 

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. 

The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards
kan have one less letter.
 

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when thetroublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. 

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
 

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. 

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the language is disgrasful and it should go away. 

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”. 

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o”
kan be dropd from vords kontaining
“ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. 

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. 

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Postuar nga Eni…….


Responses

  1. Bukur:)
    Vetem viti i trete nuk qe shume i suksesshem me
    “kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible”
    reach=reak
    changes=kanges

    OSE kenges per shqipfolesit😛

  2. meqense anglishtja vjen nga gjermanishtja(por ka shum shekuj)te pakten per 5 vjet do rikthehet ne gjermanisht.
    vi are al hapi(jemi te gezuar)

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  5. si i thoj ne anglisht lisit

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